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Summary of Romeo and Juliet

romeo:
im so sad
romeo:
ill never be happy
romeo:
a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
romeo:
WHO DAT
romeo:
SHE GOT DA BOOTY
romeo:
imma dance with her
romeo:
*dancin wit teh juliet*
juliet:
dafuq are you
romeo:
shh *kiss*
juliet:
:oo
*party over*
romeo:
AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE
romeo:
LADY
romeo:
HEY LADY
juliet:
OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
romeo:
yeah its me hey wanna get married
juliet:
dont you think its too soon
romeo:
idk
juliet:
brb
romeo:
k
juliet:
HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
romeo:
AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
*next day*
rome and juli:
FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
friar:
idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
romeo:
yeh
friar:
ok fine ur married
rome and juli:
yaaaay
*some time later*
tybalt:
WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
mercutio:
excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
tybalt:
shut up mercutio *stab*
mercutio:
WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
romeo:
hnnn
tybalt:
....
romeo HNNN
tybalt:
...
romeo:
hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*
tybalt:
oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
prince:
ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
romeo:
i sorry
prince:
no ur banished
romeo:
HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
romeo:
*runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
friar:
no i have plan just go to mantua ok
romeo:
k *leaves*
juliet:
FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
friar:
NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
juliet:
ok
juliet:
*goes home and drinks potion*
nurse:
hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
lady capulet:
wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
nurse:
k
juliet:
*in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
romeo's servant:
AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
romeo's servant:
JULIET'S DEAD
romeo:
WHAT
romeo:
WHAaaAaaaT
romeo:
OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
romeo:
*buys potion*
romeo:
*breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
romeo:
oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead
romeo:
but im sure she is
romeo:
*kiss juliet*
romeo:
*drinks poison*
romeo:
he ded
juliet:
*yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
juliet:
IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
juliet:
HE DED
juliet:
*grabs sword and stabs herself*
oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough
friar:
*comes in cell*
friar:
uh oh
prince:
WHAT DIS
CAPULET:
WHAT DIS
LADY CAPULET:
WHAT DIS
MONTAGUE:
WHAT DIS
CApULET:
*strokes montagues face* brother

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So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made this status today…

nottoooldfordisney:

fuckingmultiverse:

letsgivethesekidsashow:

honeychildplease:

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I’m quite pleased with this.

Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.

WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT

I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT

I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY

THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”

macklebeth

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sherlocksmyth:

THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.

THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.

THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.

THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY OLD ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.

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