moodiful819

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the members of an orchestra

violins I:
we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us
violins II:
why do we always get the boring parts
flutes:
we're so lonely
piccolo:
lol fk your ears
french horns:
and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE
oboes:
IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar
violas:
evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US
trumpets:
wats 'p'
trombones:
wats quiet
cellos:
im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between
bassoons:
im so posh but i really just honk like a truck
clarinet:
*squeaks*
timpani:
EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
bass clarinet:
lol where am i
tuba:
*waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*
harp:
im just a more sophisticated piano
piano:
FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG
english horn:
im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here
basses:
semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves
cornets:
trumpet wannabe
cymbals:
BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS
saxophones:
i never get a good part until a jazzy piece is performed which is never
xylophones:
am i meant to be here?
triangles:
bass drum:
MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL

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One of the best moments of my childhood.

BITCH

ZERO HAD ZERO FUCKS

I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good

I literally have absolutely no complaints with the movie at all. Once, my friend and I did comparisons from the book and the movie, and we found the only major difference was the fact that Stanley wasn’t heavy set when he arrived at the camp in the movie. The majority of the script is raw quotations from the book.
This is my favorite book to movie adaptation and it did everything Percy Jackson, Inkheart, and The Golden Compass didn’t.

yesss this was such a good book and film

And the only reason Stanely wasn’t heavy set was because in the book he loses tons of weight and eventually ends up being almost thin. The director said he didn’t want to force an adolescent boy to lose weight on such a quick filming schedule, and L’bouf’s audition was so spot on, that they decided to go with a thinner Stanely from the beginning

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