Posts tagged lulz
Posts tagged lulz
Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap
What makes this for me is the url.
That awkward moment when Diablo shows up to your religious protest
This reminds me of an old story I heard from a friend. One year, an anime con was being held the same weekend as a Bible Conference. This dude in an Ifrit costume, stilts and all, gets into the elevator, all hunched over, on his way down to the lobby. Before he could reach the lobby, the elevator stopped on another floor. Two old ladies clutching bibles were about to step on when they see this giant red demon-creature.
And in his deepest voice he says, “Going down?”
They shrieked and ran off to find another elevator.
whenever i’m feeling sick and just like “i’m going to DIE” the boyfriend’s always like don’t say that……sorry, you’re right i forgot, i’m never going to die. i’m going to live forever, long after the sun has collapsed into a white dwarf star. in 100 quintillion years when…
This is the dream.
do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now
#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away
[“THE SCENT OF HER VAGINA WAS (Fanfic Flamingo) MUSTY”]
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
this gives me hope.
I have just checked on Amazon for Abigail Barnette’s book The Boss. If you have a Kindle, the book is free (I don’t know for how long or whatever). I don’t have Amazon Prime atm, but I’ve just gotten the book.
My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk
like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow
and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before
MY PET SHRIMP
A compilation of my favourite ‘little stories’ from tumblr.
- Part 1 || Part 2
*SOBS* I WANT TO GO BACK TO THOSE HALCYON DAYS WHEN THE TEEN WOLVES WERE ACTUALLY TEENS, YOU KNOW? AND THEY WEREN’T GETTING KILLED AND TORTURED ON A CONTINUOUS BASIS. OH, SEASON 1, I MISS YOU.
what am I doing