moodiful819

Professional Jellyfish

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rena-of-pern:

thewolfandowl:

thegeekykinkevent:

cryptoscience:

culturedcuriousity:

bootlegprecious:

THE SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED.
And it’s simply delicious.

Didn’t the Wonder Woman porn parody have a way better costume too?

CORRECT.


When the porn parodies give you badasses, and the canon movies give you what look like people dressed in terrible Halloween costumes… There’s a problem.

i still can’t get over this i’m going to be angry about it until someone goes back in time and fixes it.

I HAD ALMOST FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT HORRIBLE WONDER WOMAN PILOT. HOW DARE YOU. What’s the bet the movie WW costume is going to be just as bad

rena-of-pern:

thewolfandowl:

thegeekykinkevent:

cryptoscience:

culturedcuriousity:

bootlegprecious:

THE SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED.

And it’s simply delicious.

Didn’t the Wonder Woman porn parody have a way better costume too?

CORRECT.

When the porn parodies give you badasses, and the canon movies give you what look like people dressed in terrible Halloween costumes… There’s a problem.

i still can’t get over this i’m going to be angry about it until someone goes back in time and fixes it.

I HAD ALMOST FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT HORRIBLE WONDER WOMAN PILOT. HOW DARE YOU. What’s the bet the movie WW costume is going to be just as bad

(via pandanoi)

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“We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do’. Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time’


“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle…’Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went “KFHGSKG” and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!” If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz’”

Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm. (via wantonmasochist)

Nothing has ever been more accurate.

(via moriarty)

(Source: moscowisburning, via lesbianballz)

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realhumanbaby:

Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed.

(via lesbianballz)

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